You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
You have to summon your inner elephant
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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