He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
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If this happened in Santa Cruz, it was me...
wow...it takes talent to solicit pity sex that quickly
Or you fell for his line.
Captain Ron is kind of a big deal, understandable.
what a slut.
No, it's a pirate pulling a Jedi mind trick...and you fell for it.
Totally know this guy. Suave motherfucker.