I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Randomize
