i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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