Your tits are I can't wait for
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
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who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
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He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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