therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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