when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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