similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
