it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
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I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
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As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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