? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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