So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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