I am puke
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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