Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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