Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
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He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
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Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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