Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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