Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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