WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
one two three fourrrrnication!
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
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I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
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Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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