we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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