the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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