i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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