margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
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slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
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But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I'm both gender and math confused
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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