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  • Submitted by porksword on Jun 7, 12 at 2:14pm

    He could still be trying to fuck you but anal is definitely out now.

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    Submitted by ck24 on Jun 7, 12 at 1:51pm

    A classy lady like yourself wants to be taken to the Red Lobster eh?

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    Submitted by SoMuchStupidity on Jun 7, 12 at 8:58pm

    Maybe he wants to see if you are worthy of his normal guy love, or are a high maintenance B who just wants "things" from him instead of, well, normal guy him.

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    Submitted by sterf on Jun 7, 12 at 1:47pm

    That doesn't mean he's not trying to fuck you. It just means he's a cheap bastard.

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    Submitted by TipiGirl on Jun 8, 12 at 6:09am

    But he's treating you like a queen!

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    Submitted by jnyhammerstix on Jun 8, 12 at 12:58am

    Bitch, sliders are food fit for Kings!

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    Submitted by harrypotter36 on Jun 7, 12 at 4:19pm

    Und how doez ziz make you feel?

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    Submitted by entersandman13 on Jun 7, 12 at 3:51pm

    Did he take you to White Castle in a tank at least? That'd be cool shit right there. Have nice day.

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 7, 12 at 8:18pm

    I know a couple who did wedding photos at the White Castle they met at. They were going from the church to the reception and had the limo driver stop in front of the place. Probably the classiest Paramus has been in a long time.

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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jun 7, 12 at 7:11pm

    I think in NJ it's a crime to be in White Castle while sober.

  • 51 55
    Submitted by gopackgo4 on Jun 7, 12 at 3:42pm

    Because every dude in the world wants to fuck you. Dumb whore.

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    Submitted by somebody_020202 on Jun 8, 12 at 1:51am

    Men think with two things before their actual brains; their stomachs and their dicks. Maybe he was just really hungry before he wanted to throw down with you...?

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    Submitted by beachbumgirl on Jun 8, 12 at 8:09am

    Lunch with Harold or Kumar?

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    Submitted by kcs99 on Jun 8, 12 at 1:20am

    Nah...he still wants to fuck you. He just wants to take a bath with you 1st. A "bubble" bath...

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    Submitted by felidae on Jun 11, 12 at 9:11pm

    He doesn't deserve to fuck you if he took you to a White Castle.