break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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