i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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