So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
We have so much sex to catch up on
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
