After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
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Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
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If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Please don't give away my fajitas
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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