What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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