May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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