all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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