Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
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I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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