i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
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just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
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I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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