do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
