Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
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I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
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I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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