I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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