I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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