I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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