If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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