Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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