i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
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got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
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I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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