I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
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Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
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She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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