But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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