I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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