glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
my shit smells like andre
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
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So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
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I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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