Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
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On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
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Gay?
German.
Pity.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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