You work out of a Hotel?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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