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  • 48 33
    Submitted by kin_in_in on Feb 7, 14 at 1:15pm

    You're gonna have to waddle past her or she won't notice the rose.

  • 51 41
    Submitted by NJ_Pablo on Feb 7, 14 at 1:07pm

    No such thing as glorious man titties. Do a push-up.

  • 43 39
    Submitted by Kevin201 on Feb 7, 14 at 12:45pm

    that's fucking awesome. if your can find a chick willing to fuck you after that, she's a keeper.

  • 38 39
    Submitted by kin_in_in on Feb 7, 14 at 1:16pm

    Or, to quote from Bull Durham, "The rose goes in the front, big guy."

  • 36 35
    Submitted by PenisVagina on Feb 7, 14 at 10:59am

    I'd fuxk you

  • 30 29
    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Feb 8, 14 at 11:13am

    She'd be too busy gasping for breath to say any damn thing.

  • 30 33
    Submitted by manson666 on Feb 7, 14 at 11:02pm

    Don't forget to de-thorn the roses