Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
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No such thing as glorious man titties. Do a push-up.
She'd be too busy gasping for breath to say any damn thing.
I'd fuxk you
You're gonna have to waddle past her or she won't notice the rose.
that's fucking awesome. if your can find a chick willing to fuck you after that, she's a keeper.
Or, to quote from Bull Durham, "The rose goes in the front, big guy."
Don't forget to de-thorn the roses