Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
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No such thing as glorious man titties. Do a push-up.
She'd be too busy gasping for breath to say any damn thing.
I'd fuxk you
that's fucking awesome. if your can find a chick willing to fuck you after that, she's a keeper.
You're gonna have to waddle past her or she won't notice the rose.
Don't forget to de-thorn the roses
Or, to quote from Bull Durham, "The rose goes in the front, big guy."