our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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