We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
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I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize