Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Pappa wants mamma naked
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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