so that wasnt chicken after all
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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