Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
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