so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
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Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
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No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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