Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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