Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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