At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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