I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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