You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
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Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
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The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.