I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
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He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
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Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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