Duck Duck Cougar?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
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U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
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He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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