im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
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he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
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He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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