they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
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